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Monday, July 30, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Spiritual parody of "International Love" by Pitbull ... "International Convention"
This is a spiritual parody of "International Love" by Pitbull ... nattycakes96 on Instagram wrote the lyrics for "International Convention." Enjoy!
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[Pitbull]
Went from Mr. Publisher, Pioneer, to Mr. Bethelite, all around the world
Now we're International, so international, international, so international
You can't teach me, boy (can't teach me, boy)
I'm overseas and about a hundred talks per convention
Don't test me, boy (Don't test me, boy)
'Cause I speak the best for sure,
Conventions 'til the death of me
Cremate my body and let God resurrect me
But for now, forget about that,
Blow into the mic
Brother you're the chairman
[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I speak it up in New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like new releases
My fantasy!
Better than dramas
I hear the applause
Ohh, girl, it's an International convention
Ohh, it's an International convention
[Pitbull]
I don’t play attendant but I’ve worked everywhere
Everywhere? Everywhere!
I don’t play drama but I’ve been in all of them all of them, all of them
I’ve been to halls and assemblies I can’t pronounce
And the places on the globe I didn’t know existed
In Romania she pulled me to the side and told me Nate you influenced me and my sister
In Lebanon yeah the sisters are bomb
And in Greece you’ve guessed it the congregations are sweet
Served all around the world but I ain’t gon’ lie there’s nothing like Miami's Territory
[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I speak it up in New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like new releases
My fantasy!
Better than dramas
I hear the applause
Ohh, girl, it's an International convention
Ohh, it's an International convention
[Pitbull]
Down in D.R. they're looking for elders,
I ain’t talking MS's if you know what I mean!
En Cuba, la cosa esta dura!
But the sisters get studies, if you know what I mean!
In Colombia the sisters get everything done but they are some of the most spiritual women I've ever seen
In Brazil they're crazy with big ol' Bibles and their presentations, guy girl and kid!
In L.A. tengo la Hermana, en New York tengo la pionera
Besito para todas las hermanas en Venezuela, muah!
Y en Miami tengo a cualquiera!
[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I speak it up in New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like new releases
My fantasy!
Better than dramas
I hear the applause
Ohh, girl, it's an International convention
Ohh, it's an International convention
[Chris Brown]
There’s not a place that your talks don’t affect me brother
So don’t ever change
I crossed the globe when I’m with you, brother
Haaay
Woah-oh
[Pitbull:]
Johnny Figgy, this is for the brothers worldwide
Let’s rap
[Chorus: Chris Brown x2]
I speak it up in New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like new releases
My fantasy!
Better than dramas
I hear the applause
Ohh, girl, it's an International convention
Ohh, it's an International convention
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[Pitbull]
Went from Mr. Publisher, Pioneer, to Mr. Bethelite, all around the world
Now we're International, so international, international, so international
You can't teach me, boy (can't teach me, boy)
I'm overseas and about a hundred talks per convention
Don't test me, boy (Don't test me, boy)
'Cause I speak the best for sure,
Conventions 'til the death of me
Cremate my body and let God resurrect me
But for now, forget about that,
Blow into the mic
Brother you're the chairman
[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I speak it up in New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like new releases
My fantasy!
Better than dramas
I hear the applause
Ohh, girl, it's an International convention
Ohh, it's an International convention
[Pitbull]
I don’t play attendant but I’ve worked everywhere
Everywhere? Everywhere!
I don’t play drama but I’ve been in all of them all of them, all of them
I’ve been to halls and assemblies I can’t pronounce
And the places on the globe I didn’t know existed
In Romania she pulled me to the side and told me Nate you influenced me and my sister
In Lebanon yeah the sisters are bomb
And in Greece you’ve guessed it the congregations are sweet
Served all around the world but I ain’t gon’ lie there’s nothing like Miami's Territory
[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I speak it up in New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like new releases
My fantasy!
Better than dramas
I hear the applause
Ohh, girl, it's an International convention
Ohh, it's an International convention
[Pitbull]
Down in D.R. they're looking for elders,
I ain’t talking MS's if you know what I mean!
En Cuba, la cosa esta dura!
But the sisters get studies, if you know what I mean!
In Colombia the sisters get everything done but they are some of the most spiritual women I've ever seen
In Brazil they're crazy with big ol' Bibles and their presentations, guy girl and kid!
In L.A. tengo la Hermana, en New York tengo la pionera
Besito para todas las hermanas en Venezuela, muah!
Y en Miami tengo a cualquiera!
[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I speak it up in New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like new releases
My fantasy!
Better than dramas
I hear the applause
Ohh, girl, it's an International convention
Ohh, it's an International convention
[Chris Brown]
There’s not a place that your talks don’t affect me brother
So don’t ever change
I crossed the globe when I’m with you, brother
Haaay
Woah-oh
[Pitbull:]
Johnny Figgy, this is for the brothers worldwide
Let’s rap
[Chorus: Chris Brown x2]
I speak it up in New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like new releases
My fantasy!
Better than dramas
I hear the applause
Ohh, girl, it's an International convention
Ohh, it's an International convention
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012
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