Spiritual parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen

I made this meme below which features a parody of a section of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen.

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's a Bible
So read it daily

Here are some more parody lyrics which are also based on a section of "Call Me Maybe."

Hey I just met you
This world is crazy
Here's a Bible Teach book
So study maybe


And all the other priests
Try to mock me
Here's a Bible Teach book
So study maybe